Dick tweaks

When the male genitalia becomes erect then flacid, repeatively in rapid succession. Thus making the cock fly around like it is in a windstorm.

I just talked to the doctor about that problem I have, he said it was a horrible case of the dick tweaks. Thank god it wasn't full blown ED.

by Thrustbomb December 28, 2011

Tweaker Dick

A Tweaker Dick is an annoying guy who smokes meth regularly and who can't maintain an erection. He often will insist on trying to have sex with various partners and pretend to not notice his dick is soft. He may try for hours. Cialis and Viagra are oftentimes a great remedy for tweaker dick.

That dummy whipped out his tweaker dick and expected me to suck it or something! I laughed and took a picture of it for my tumblr.

by Adrienochrome May 16, 2016

Tweaker dick

A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.

Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.

by Sexistunna88 January 2, 2021

Tweaking Dick

When you are, Tweaking to the point of no return. This could be off a substance or just tweaking out about something thats happening around you or in your life.

"Bro, im tweaking dick rn"

by dick tweaker March 12, 2025