Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

Dick Square by corymatthews February 18, 2011

square dick

1. a person with four corners from the base of his dick to the head.

Bill Clinton has a square dick.

square dick by haha yall know me August 17, 2006

Square dick

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Barrets teamshot with me so i can square dick

Square dick by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

find the square root of my dick 

b is for ball

Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

find the square root of my dick by KirbyEatCookie February 25, 2022

hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

hump to the dick squared by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006

Dicksquired 

When you’ve been made a fool of and don’t recognize it.

You just got dicksquired!

Dicksquired by Archebald December 23, 2020

Dicksquagel 

Dicked by a square bagel

Person 1: Dude I just bought a used psp off craigslist for 120.

Person 2: Dude you over payed you just go dicksquageled

Dicksquagel by brokenwordsinc April 8, 2010