Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012
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A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.
There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.
by Dicky boi April 24, 2017
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