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Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.
Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw
by Romeo D'Casanova May 13, 2011
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When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.
Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.
by cursedspinel November 02, 2019
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