The upgraded version of the dick vacuum, a dick dyson is a girl (or guy) who is capable of 10 times more dick-suction than any conventional dick vacuum.
Guy 1: Dude you're a cocksucker.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
Guy 2: You're a dick dyson.
Guy 1: .....That was mean, man.
Guy 2: You're right, I'm sorry.
Guy 1: That girl has most certainly performed fellatio on every single male athlete at our high school.
Guy 2: I believe that would classify her as a dick dyson.
Guy 3: I concur on both accounts.
by Sir Bougs October 23, 2009
In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.
by Capnmudkip October 09, 2022