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Devil's Dance 

In 3 lanes of traffic, when two cars in opposite lanes (ie: slow and fast) continuously switch places at high-speeds and come within 2 inches of hitting each other. Used by douchebags (or teens) to piss off all drivers in the immediate vicinity. Pulling this off requires great timing, patience and a LOT of balls. Typically seen in D.C., Chicago, Miami, and New York.
Seth: Dammit, why today?
Ari: What?
Seth: Dave and Eric just did the devil's dance, and now there's a shitload of traffic thanks to the accident.

Ari:........Shit.
Devil's Dance by Shin. June 28, 2010

Dancing with the devil's wife 

Guy A: I'm going to flirt with that girl.
Guy B: You know she's going out with the captain of the football team, right?
Guy A: Yup.
Guy B: You're dancing with the devil's wife.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008