A palce where the locals complain about others knowing nothing about them, even though in their hearts they know that only the rich neighborhood doesn't have Liquor stores, Gangs, and constant Gun fire.
Detroit Local: Have you ever been to Detroit, Michigan?

Stranger: No, but I know its a horrible palce.

Detroit: No, it's not, you can getp ast the bullets and drugs you know!

Stranger: Pull up your skirt sally, this is Urban Dicitonary, we want to have soemthign funny not you whining about how we judge your town.
by Gunshotvictim298 January 21, 2011
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Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.

Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.

The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.

Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.
Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand

Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way
by MurderMitten May 11, 2016
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