When your mums drunk on the roof downing beers and thinking she’s invincible; your son’s giving you the finger (also known as flipping the bird); and your pig is drunkenly rampaging around your dying garden.
Uhoh mums on the roof again, porkys become a cannibal and Daniels got his finger up his ass, their half way down to Destination Fucked.
by Chance_the_minted_rapper April 11, 2019
No EXACT definition; when it happens, you'll know it. Alternatively:
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018
She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig
by Geidjbsndod November 29, 2018
There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.
Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".
by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018
A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.
"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"
by kingfisher93 November 30, 2018
A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason
Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!
by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018
A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.
I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.
by White Ranga November 30, 2018