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Delusions of grandeur 

Illusions of grandeur - schizophrenic

Delusions of grandeur - crystal meth addicted
(Soliloquy to self) I'm enormously proud of that lecture I produced at the friar's club last evening. My delusions of grandeur had kicked in just in time for the thing to roll right off my tongue with such ease, power, effectiveness.

2) (social workers comparing notes) - "the boy ain't schizophrenic. He high on crystal, caught up in his own delusions of grandeur and shit.
Delusions of grandeur by #antonio October 29, 2018

Delusions of grandeur 

A high sense of importance, despite the fact that all evidences points to the contaru
Aya halabi - I’m going to marry drake

Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you

Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin

Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.

Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!

Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur 

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
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