Deli Ham
Deli Ham by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
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deli ham
deli ham by fruity booty November 27, 2007
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A bag a deli ham
A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.
Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.
Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!
What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.
Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!
What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.
A bag a deli ham by Brovert December 14, 2012
eleven pound whole slab of deli ham
karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
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