karen: is that
ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole
slab of deli
ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the
meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this
ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that