A Deep Thayer Bruise is the end result of complaining/bitching about non-existent injuries. Deep Thayer Bruises are most common amongst the repulsive and foul species known as the Burgessaurus.
The simpleton received a Deep Thayer Bruise after colliding with his mounted dildo.
by BurgessaurusHunter69 April 18, 2015
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