Deeber

The skapegoat of all lies. Mutalated for each lie told when sworn toward ie. "I swear to Deeber I'm dead", Deeber gained instant fame with the ladies--pity is ticket in. He died when some evil Trixie struck his heart.

"I didn't write this definition; I swear to Deeber!"

by Arlis September 12, 2005

Deeber Duber

1. One who sells things of insignificant or no value in order to fixate their obsessive nature towards feces .

2. One who is consumed and utterly sacrificial to the almighty turd.

3. Someone who deems it just to prostitute themselves in such a way to be known as a fecal whore. They sell their bodys in order to further a chance at reaching a poop pinnacle.

1.That grungy looking man over there was playing in his excriment. I bet he's a deeber duber just selling some sort of worthless paraphernalia.

2. "I am not worthy to thy almighty brown release"

3. The fecal whore accepted 4 hours of work for a client, but the fecal finish was well worth the job.

by Dr. Nilbog December 7, 2010

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

Deeker

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

by M Mac April 18, 2010

One deeper

When describing the real DJ Hanzel

Dillon - "Yo Hanzel, so what happened yesterday at the MDBP?" DJHanzel - "More like MDPeiceOfShitParty! That was the first party that I've played in my life, I went one deeper, so hard that Diplo got scared and kicked me off, piece of shit!"

"Nobody will ever go deeper than DJ Hanzel, that guy slept for 6 days straight"

"DJ Hanzel is one that does not simply go too deep"

by Lost monkey lounge October 2, 2013