Deathfa 

when something so retarded happens that you are unable to structure a complete sentence to desribe what had happened

What is up with all this Deathfa in the center of the room?

Deathfa by Supersexybobdole October 21, 2015

deathfa 

Something so terrible and stupid that you can't even structure a coherent sentence to describe it.

"I can't understand what he is doing or thinking, He's Deathfa"

deathfa by Supersexybobdole October 25, 2015

Deathpacito 

Deathpacito, also know as Despacito 27, is a brutal way to die. If you are told to "Go commit deathpacito", you will immediately start to hurt all over your body. If the person dabs after telling you to commit deathpacito, you will suddenly start to sing Despacito 3 (also know as minecraftcito) and do fortnite dances until they die.

bob : lmao ur fat
jorge : go commit deathpacito *dabs*
bob : fucc
bob : *dies*

Deathpacito by Dropleto October 30, 2018

Deathmall

A legendary gamer who walks the earth.

Deathmall is the greatest.

Deathmall by Roger785 September 12, 2018

Deathanol 

Deathanol is ethanol, or ethyl alcohol(alcohol, "drinking alcohol"). It's a very harmful substance that is commonly found in alcoholic beverages. Prolonged use can cause damage to the heart, liver, and stomach. It can also cause brain damage. Deathanol is responsible for over 80,000 deaths per year. It's more harmful than ecstacy, lsd, ghb, and research chemicals and semi-synthetics. It's produced by fermentation, and is one of the most commonly used lab solvent/chemical. Deathanol has a higher NFPA 704 than 2-methyl-2-butanol (a somewhat less used lab solvent, but still common in laboratories. Intense or continued but not chronic exposure to ethanol(Deathanol) could cause temporary incapacitation or possible residual injury according to the NFPA 704. Exposure to 2-methyl-2-butanol would cause irritation with only minor residual injury. Ethanol(Deathanol, alcohol) causes increase in violence, loss of coordination, and impaired memory and judgement during the course of it's effects. Ethanol(Deathanol) is a depressant, but at low doses causes lower inhibitions and sociability, accompanied by impaired judgement and mild loss of coordination. Toxic metabolites are usually produced by consumption of ethyl alcohol (deathyl alcohol, deathanol). Over time, continual use can cause erratic behavior, damage to the brain(especially the prefrontal cortex), and addiction.

Ethanol is Deathanol!

Deathanol by GhostlyTruther June 21, 2013

deathwatch 

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

deathwatch by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

Craft Corner Deathmatch 

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.

It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.

Craft Corner Deathmatch by angry viewer August 13, 2008