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Deadbeat Parent 

A biological parent who has conceived (mother) or sired (father) a child but instead of stepping up to take care of and financially/emotionally support the little love they put themselves ahead of the needs of the child. This person will abandon his/her child at any time for any reason and then tell the world “my baby means the world to me..” This person tends not to have morals or a responsible enough nature to realize how difficult he/she is making life for his/her child and family. They do not understand there is a HUGE difference between being an actual great mother/father, and a biological mother/father. But of course the deadbeat is so self-centered and stuck up, he/she believes they are doing a wonderful job at being an awesome parent and also believe others should parent like them. This type of mother/father doesn’t stop to realize that the unconditional love of a child should come before anything or any one else and that one day the child will be old enough to understand and resent this parent!!!
"A mother whom would rather have her hair, nails and a wax job done than buy diapers, wipes and clothes for her child is a dead beat parent"

"A deadbeat parent would be a father whom supports his new girlfriends bad habits but chooses not to know or support the child he helped create, yet boasts to all that he is a great father"

"A deadbeat parent is one whom would rather party hardy with the state assistance they receive, while leaving there child(ren) with his/hers/there parents, while claiming to the world that they are great parents and miss there children a lot but yet still choose not to step up and be REAL parent(s)!"
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Deadbeat Parent 

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026