Dasko

is the coolest being in this universe if you call someone by this name they must do something beyond belief,something you have never seen before. also see dasking

Person 1:did you see that guy last night at the party.
Person 2:hell yeah he pulled of a double backflip into the pool.
Person 1:hey was such a Dasko.

by Dasko December 29, 2007

Dakota Handshake

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

by ehorgski December 6, 2019

North Dakota

1) Not part of Canada.
2) Where most of the film "Fargo" wasn't filmed.

Isn't North Dakota in Canada?
No

by Um...Joe October 1, 2004

DarkoNeko

DarkoNeko is a french wikipedia steward, known for his bad temper and his love for everything ressembling a cat.

zOMG, Darkoneko banned someone...again *sigh*

by Hellsing cat September 29, 2008

South Dakota Hot

South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.

If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.

by Stout Man March 15, 2013

University of North Dakota

UND… aka “The University of North Dakota”. The only people you will meet here are either professional high-functioning alcoholics who also happen to fly planes, or depressed nursing students. In the winter, you’ll freeze your ass off waiting in line for a hockey game.

Person 1: “Hey man, there’s absolutely nothing here at UND (University of North Dakota) what should we do?”
Person 2: **pours two shots of everclear**

by NDakota86 July 15, 2021