Darting mitt

Fingering a girl

Bro 1: hey bro were you darting mitt last night?
Bro 2: yeah bro I fingered her for a while then she game me head

Darting mitt by Coochie man 2 October 7, 2020

Darting Mitt

Darting mitt means to have sex with a woman

hey babcock i was darting mitt all night with these 2 chicks. and there parents walked in

Darting Mitt by o0otopdogo0o February 21, 2011

Mittens & Darling 

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.

If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

Mittens & Darling by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018