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Dark Joke 

A dark joke is an offensive joke with an unexpected punchline, usually making fun of yourself or current problems in society.
Someone: I hate these double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you’re "doing a good job", if you do it at home, you’re “destroying evidence”.

Someone 2: How could you be so insensitive! Don't make dark jokes!
Dark Joke by JoeyIsAMoron August 2, 2019
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dark joke 

A joke that is so dark that it’s dad still hasn’t come back with the milk, and is also more prone to cops shooting at it.
Timmy: Wanna here a dark joke?

Bill: Sure.

Timmy: My uncle tickles me in my No Sox Box.

Bill: Hahaha... wait you’re not joking?
dark joke by HoonisPahoonis August 16, 2020

dark jokes 

”Dark jokes have been passed for years. Each one worse than the next, such as: Boy: ”Hey I'm bored!” the graveyard keeper looks at him and spills some ashes on the floor than saying: ”There play with your brother.” or even, going too a person and saying, ”Are you a cop? Because I can't breathe.”

”Such things are known as dark jokes. If you use them, you are cool. And if you get mad at people for a bad joke, stop telling ”Why did the chicken cross the road?” He clearly just wanted some KFC. Anyway, good day Karen. Also, I haven't been seeing many children around school, you know where they went? I'm beginning too get bored.”

Sincerely,
—Jared from subway—
”If my wife had a dollar for every dark joke I told her,

She’d only have £/$0.77 in dark jokes.”

Dark Humor jokes

Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.

Dark Humor Orphan Jokes 

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know what home is! Now that's funny Dark Humor Orphan Jokes.
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026