Dark Face

A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.

Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?

Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.

Tim: Gross!!!

by Classic Murph April 06, 2011

glow-in-the-dark face

A girl/guy whose face is so ugly you can still see it when your tapping her in complete darkness.

Man:Do you mind if I wear this blindfold? You have a glow in the dark face.

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004