Dan Kim

Web comic author and owner of the website Clone Army. Infamous for all-black pages, bad excuses, and not updating. Synomous with fail and Duke Nukem Forever

Sometimes referred to as Dan Kim Forever

Can be used as a verb.

Reader A: Did you read the new Dan Kim comic?
Reader B: Oh he's updating again? Nah, whats it about?
Reader A: It's called "Eternal Heart", 472 pages of pure black.

Mark: I was working on a new song, but then I got lazy and kind of Dan Kim'ed it.
Tom: So it's 7 minutes long of blank nothing?
Mark: Nah, I just didn't do it, and gave you a lame excuse. Just like Dan Kim.

Dan Kim by couchfort May 23, 2009

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kim-dan

a)an extremely racist son of a gun who especially hates on black people/ nukkas

b)an asian child who has no aim whatsover...when a kim-dan does not aim...he ends up shooting people in the face

c)a person with abnormaly extremely large clown sized feet

a)Hey..Martin Luther King was protesting against kim-dans like you

b)Damm...that was my fucking eye...you Kim-Dan!

c) Shizz nukka...where you buy shoes for dem kim-dans!

kim-dan by Deinda MaiDik March 15, 2008

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Dan Kim • kim-dan • dan howell • dan and phil • Dan the Man • Dan man • Dan Rather • dan reynolds • Dan'Yelle • Dan andrews

kim-dan

a)Hey..Martin Luther King was protesting against kim-dans like you

b)Damm...that was my fucking eye...you Kim-Dan!

c) Shizz nukka...where you buy shoes for dem kim-dans!

kim-dan by Deinda MaiDik March 14, 2008

Kim Dan

Kim Dan is the main character of a Yoai written and illustrated by Mingwa. Kim Dan is kinned a lot. He is kind, pure, gorgeous, etc.. Kim Dan is broke and works 24/7 to pay for his grandma's medical bills because she is in the hospital and she has cancer. He lives in Korea and he is Korean. He works as a private physical therapist for a professional boxer named Jaekyung Joo.

Person 1: I FEEL SO BAD FOR KIM DAN OMGG

Person 2: His grandma should die hehe
Person 3: BUTT Jaekyung is SOOO HOT red is the new green.

Person 4: Red flag? More like black flag after chapter 45. ISTGGG I HATE HIMM
Person 5: *draws/imagines Jaekyung if he was drunk 24/7* I'm OBSESSED. I love this man. Period

Kim Dan by ^^reikoo_!!8098537 January 26, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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