dog walked

To beat the living shit out of someone.

This nigga provoked me so I dog walked his ass.

by naruto star April 5, 2016

Dog Walked

That shit Cardi B did to Tammy Longstalking on Twitter

She got her MAGA ass dog walked.

by GlenC January 20, 2019

dog-walked

When you go out to walk your dog, and you get dragged around by him/her.

Old guy: lol who is walking who?
Mike: shut up please?
Old guy: *yelling* YOUR GETTING DOG-WALKED!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

dog walker

slang term, dog whistle for a transgender person. Especially an activist moderator on internet forums.

Poster 1: Look at all these deleted comments, looks like one of the mods is a dog walker
Poster 2: How do dog walkers do this shit for free???

by Tintin of Lhouvum February 10, 2022

Dog Walker

A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.

The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch

by ATra1n January 16, 2019

dog walker

eleanor calder. louis tomlinson from one directions ‘girlfriend’

“eleanor is just his dog walker”

by lhh harry June 12, 2021

Dog Walker

One who continuously has unattractive girlfriends.

Did you see John's new girlfriend? Man, he's a real dog walker!

by Hale December 13, 2003