doctor doctor

the scratching of one's own ass

It sucks having a serious case of doctor doctor on a first date.

by Moosehands March 29, 2004

Doctor Doctor

During the act of coitus and nearest the point of ejaculation, the male performs the act of coitus interruptus. Upon removing the penis from the vagina, the male proceeds to seal the vaginal opening, first with a generous application of Super Glue and second with a strip of Duct Tape. When complete, the male ejaculates into his hand, proceeds to rub his semen in the females face and screams at the top of his lungs, "Thats what we call the Doctor Doctor bitch!"

The Doctor Doctor was performed to fully illustrate the depth and breadth of my disgust towards her existence.

by Mr. Vanni May 18, 2011

Doctor Doctor

Doctor Doctor is a character in among us logic and lost his son to No-Visor so he got rid of his visor to replace his son with player but then he changed sides and gave player a knife to kill No-Visor and that finished among us logic No-Visor part and his son also played in the among us games because shortly after, the series finished

Doctor Doctor is used to refer to the character

by Eguyg October 9, 2021

Doctor Doctor Jerry

A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. The name is commonly given simply as “DDJ.” It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.

Excuse me, Bartender, I'll have a Doctor Doctor Jerry, please.

by Beans-n-Fixins January 1, 2009

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

like a doctor

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

proud doctor

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.

That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013