by humungus April 22, 2011
When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 07, 2021
After a fine lady has just given you a wonderful BJ, she spits a little of your load onto your sack, then dusts it with glitter. Then you dim the lights, throw on a little Bee Gees, and perform the no pants dance like it was 1975.
"Dude, Brenda gave me The Disco Ball last night, and she couldn't stop herself from dancing to my sparkly sack."
by Deebola Virus December 20, 2009
When a man is recieving oral sex and ejaculates on a woman's face then quickly applies glitter to her face.
by king2hawk65 February 09, 2007
An other word for Edward Cullen, the pathetic whimpy vampire from the Twilight book series. Edward, instantly failing at the moment of creation,still has something special about him. Instead of burning down to the ground in pure awesomness like real vampires, Edward starts sparkling like a little bitch. Even though he fails at being a vampire (no shit sherlock), beheading him will turn him into a perfect disco ball. Edwards head needs sunlight to sparkle, but lubing it will make him go sunshine in the dark. It srsly works. I have Emmet's head laying in the closet, and Edward hanging on the ceiling.
'Holy shit dude, where did you get your disco ball, it's sparkling like a motherfucker!'.
'As if it was made to be this way.'
'As if it was made to be this way.'
by VictoriousBoss January 25, 2010
by teamvagisil August 02, 2013
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