Youre taking a huge dump, like a hyperloop train coming out of your ass, and it feels so good, unless its bad, thats its not good. But that shit just feels so fast.
John: I got some good diarreha.
Dan: SHIT! GO TO THE BATHROOM, IDIOT!
when you're not supposed to say something about someone or something in particular in front of certain people and you just happen to have an emotional slip of your tongue.
My dad made me mad and I said lots of things I'll regret for my entire life. I had a verbal diarreha
when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks
A condition in which someone talks so much shit, that it's like they have diarrhea of the mouth. They also have a permanent smudge of diarrhea on their lip.
The act of giving anal sex to such a sex starved bitch that even while having an extreme case of diarrhea shes is down to have her ass gaped by one or numerous pork swords.
I asked that hoe what are you up to tonight, in reply she said I am extremely hungry I asked if she was down for a crave case and some anal so after about a dozen sliders i took her home and gave her some good old fashion diarrheanal.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.