D'cruz is the name given to one who stumbles about aimlessly in life, with no clear purpose or motive. They are essentially a person that "cruises" along on a predetermined road to failure, bankruptcy and a plethora of STIs by the age of thirty.
A D'cruz possesses a fringe that, if fully extended, falls before their feet. The D'cruz will proceed to style and fidget with this fringe between 5 second intervals. This is done on a daily basis to assuage the D'cruz's fear of having an unsatisfactory hairstyle based on popular opinions held by the opposite sex. An occasional habit documented from a real case suggests that the fringe is placed into the subject's mouth followed by a brief period of lubrication to achieve an aesthetic sheen.
A D'cruz possesses a fringe that, if fully extended, falls before their feet. The D'cruz will proceed to style and fidget with this fringe between 5 second intervals. This is done on a daily basis to assuage the D'cruz's fear of having an unsatisfactory hairstyle based on popular opinions held by the opposite sex. An occasional habit documented from a real case suggests that the fringe is placed into the subject's mouth followed by a brief period of lubrication to achieve an aesthetic sheen.
Guy 1: "You see that guy over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. What about him?"
Guy 1: "I heard he sucks on his fringe to get his hair shining like that."
Guy 2: "Sounds like something a D'cruz would do."
Guy 2: "Yeah. What about him?"
Guy 1: "I heard he sucks on his fringe to get his hair shining like that."
Guy 2: "Sounds like something a D'cruz would do."
by LeanMeanBeanMachine June 10, 2016
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Being hit on by a member of the same sex. The term cruz'd comes from both cruising for sex and the implication that the cruz'ee might have met the cruz'er on a gay cruise some where.
Gay Man: Didn't I see you on that cruise out of P-town?
Straight Man: Nope.
GM: Quel Dommage. (walks away)
Straight Man #2: Dude, you've been cruz'd!!
Straight Man: Nope.
GM: Quel Dommage. (walks away)
Straight Man #2: Dude, you've been cruz'd!!
by CAM4 June 6, 2005
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(verb)
When walking along in a dense crowd with someone else, to cut through a small opening between people (to pass them) and leave the rest of the party behind because the opening closes up as soon as they cut through.
(verb)
When walking along in a dense crowd with someone else, to cut through a small opening between people (to pass them) and leave the rest of the party behind because the opening closes up as soon as they cut through.
"Why the hell are you still way back there?"
"Because you Cruz Ramirez'd me when we were crossing the road and I couldn't catch up, ya dipweasel."
"Because you Cruz Ramirez'd me when we were crossing the road and I couldn't catch up, ya dipweasel."
by Madly Jeering July 1, 2017
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