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When someone stalks, captures, and makes out with any type of Bicycle.
Jim: dude whats that guy doing with your bike!
Tom: oh shit, its a Cyclophiliac
by 333cellos April 04, 2010
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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From cyclo- (round), and -philiac (to love), a cyclophiliac is one who loves bicycles, quite literally. There is only one known cyclophiliac (as reported by several news agencies), Robert Stewart, 51, of Ayr, Scotland, who was caught having intimate relations with a bike in 2007.
"Och aye!, You raving cyclophiliac!"
by wee Robbie Stewart November 14, 2007
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