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The last name of a family whose origin is believed to have come from the word Courser, which was a horse obtainer for the king or queen. It was later synonymous with Corsair, making anyone with the name Cuzzort a descendant of horse thieves and pirates.

Kerra can't wait to be a part of the Cuzzort family, just because she thinks that pirates are cool.

Cuzzort by Sam Cuzzort December 9, 2008

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Cuzzorted

After being body shamed, vigorously exercising while at the same time giving yourself a Barium Enema.

After countless women made fun of Chris's weight, he cuzzorted 3 times a week for a year leaving his treadmill unopperable due to excessive rust.

Cuzzorted by Rancorrage June 25, 2022

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Cuzzotron

A new, modern, best, favourite cousin of yours.

BOB: SUP CUZ
TIM: SUP CUZZO-BOY
RYAN: SUPPPPP CUZZOTRON!
Tim: me?
Ryan: NO, BOB!

Cuzzotron by Cyaneraser September 25, 2010

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cuzzotubastardo

a italian idiot

cuzzotubastardo -a stupid italian

wow, mario is a cuzzotubarstardo

cuzzotubastardo by unyeetable July 19, 2022

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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