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The last name of a family whose origin is believed to have come from the word Courser, which was a horse obtainer for the king or queen. It was later synonymous with Corsair, making anyone with the name Cuzzort a descendant of horse thieves and pirates.
Kerra can't wait to be a part of the Cuzzort family, just because she thinks that pirates are cool.
Cuzzort by Sam Cuzzort December 9, 2008
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Cuzzorted 

After being body shamed, vigorously exercising while at the same time giving yourself a Barium Enema.
After countless women made fun of Chris's weight, he cuzzorted 3 times a week for a year leaving his treadmill unopperable due to excessive rust.
Cuzzorted by Rancorrage June 25, 2022
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Cuzzotron 

A new, modern, best, favourite cousin of yours.
BOB: SUP CUZ
TIM: SUP CUZZO-BOY
RYAN: SUPPPPP CUZZOTRON!
Tim: me?
Ryan: NO, BOB!
Cuzzotron by Cyaneraser September 25, 2010

cuzzotubastardo 

cuzzotubastardo -a stupid italian

wow, mario is a cuzzotubarstardo
cuzzotubastardo by unyeetable July 19, 2022
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