Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo

Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"

by h8rofu September 21, 2009

cuntopotamus

1.) A person who is such a big cunt, that the mere size of their cuntness has to be compared to that of a hippopotamus.

2.) The most commonly misspelled insult.

"Did you here what Suzy did?"
"Yeah, she's a fucking cuntopotamus."

by Xibilation January 25, 2015

Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.

When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.

by TheUrbanSchollar July 22, 2021