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Cunt Cap 

The dirty, covertly contagious nickname behind a popular military style of hat, the garrison cap. The hat itself is simple in construction and is typically made of felt wool, cotton, or moleskin. More recent variants include synthetic materials like polyester. It is typically associated with apparel worn on base and is not very practical for use in the field.

The name comes from the top of the cap, which, when triple-creased, resembles a vagina. To preserve the dignity of the wearer, the hat, and the branch of service while maintaining the humor of the name, many troops abbreviate the name to "C-Cap".

Newer variants of the cap lack the triple crease on top, effectively eliminating the resemblance to genitalia, though it's doubtful that the hat's undignified nickname caused this change.
"Only a sailor could describe a hat as a cunt cap!"
"Like hell! The Army came up with that fine nickname years before any of you slimy ship rats!"
"You're both wrong! It was a Marine!"

*this argument continues endlessly and pointlessly until armageddon*
Cunt Cap by Jodimest March 1, 2008
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cunt cap 

A yardbird wears his cunt cap tilted toward the back in trying to look cool.
cunt cap by Duckbutt February 9, 2006

Cunt Cap 

A certain haircut popularized in the early 2010s consisting in a layer of short blonde and light brown hair brushed over underlying dark brown hair. Worn almost exclusively by bitchy middle class soccer moms with an overinflated sense of entitlement. Also known as the "I want to speak to your manager" haircut.
Adam: Goddamn! Can you believe that bitch? She must have screamed at the manager for a half hour just because I didn't fill her cup all the way to the top with whipped cream!

Joe: I think I've seen her before, what did she look like?

Adam: Gaudy shades, bedazzled iPhone case, a PINK! sweater, and yoga pants.

Joe: Oh! the one with the cunt cap?

Adam: Yeah, that's the one.
Cunt Cap by TheFistOfMan September 19, 2015
A conversation between Capcom fans
OP: “I like Resident Evil 8, it’s actually pretty good!”
Reply: “Preposterous! Nothing will ever beat Resident Evil 4!”
OP: “Oh lord, it’s a Cap-cunt.”
Cap-cunt by ninuno January 24, 2023

cunt capture 

" I hit her in the dms, and sent her a dick pic. She sent back a cunt capture."
cunt capture by CuntRapture April 21, 2019

Cunt with a capital k 

A dumb cunt who's too dumb to even know how to spell cunt.
Alice: "Bitch, moan, complain and criticize"

John: "You know Alice, you run your mouth so much you're a Cunt with a capital k."
Cunt with a capital k by Jeffroe January 2, 2009

Captain Cunt 

One who exhibits extreme cunt-like tendencies and behavior. Captain of all cunts.
"Captain Cunt needs to drop the attitude before I bitch slap her in the face"
Captain Cunt by yourmomlovesit July 28, 2009
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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