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Cum Pumpkin

When you blow your load in your partners ass, then stuff your fist up their ass and scrape the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). Take any shit and cum up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.
"I met this chick in the bar the other night. She totally let me give her a cum pumpkin. She ate every drop of it"
Cum Pumpkin by cbrudog January 12, 2017
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Cum Pumpkin

A flattering word for your significant other. Typically a nickname for a person you have had sex with.
Cum Pumpkin by fnaf1012 October 2, 2022

cum-pumpkin 

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.
We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!
cum-pumpkin by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020

cum-pumpkin pie 

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.
We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!
cum-pumpkin pie by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Cum Pumpkins

Medium to large female breasts, traditionally of a size and/or shape configuration that encourage thoughts or acts of ejaculation upon them by male partners or suitors.
Show me those cum pumpkins baby, I wanna drop a fat load all over them!
Cum Pumpkins by BigK22 August 28, 2023

Cumbumpkin 

When you cum in a pumpkin in the shape of a pussy
Him: I can’t wait to use my cumbumpkin
Him 2: me too bro can we share it?
Cumbumpkin by Hugeppman0999 December 10, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026