Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022

Crunchy Nut Syndrome

A serious medical condition where your sperm is so expired, when you sit down it sounds like you're sitting on a bag of chips aka "crunchy nut" syndrome

"Yo who's got a bag of Doritos?"
"Nah bro didn't your hear? Tommy's got that Crunchy Nut Syndrome"

by she say do you love me April 12, 2018

crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 8, 2018