The Enlarged poutch above the crotch area of an over-weight individual. This poutch, filled with an unknown substance or substances causes this person crotch to be hidden from the outside world.
Background- The bubble Crotch was discoverd in the late middle ages by a team of scientists, when obesity rate started to rise. This Rise was caused by a increase in crop surplus.
Holy Crap!! Look at that guys Bubble Crotch. I want to stab it and watch it Deflate...
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.