The Enlarged poutch above the crotch area of an over-weight individual. This poutch, filled with an unknown substance or substances causes this person crotch to be hidden from the outside world.
Background- The bubble Crotch was discoverd in the late middle ages by a team of scientists, when obesity rate started to rise. This Rise was caused by a increase in crop surplus.
Holy Crap!! Look at that guys Bubble Crotch. I want to stab it and watch it Deflate...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'