Crispy Bitch
An insult to someone who is both being a bitch and who's ancestors were famously and historically. Primarily used on Jew and some Native American groups.
Crispy Bitch by Noah Fuzzy December 19, 2016
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Crispy Bitch
A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.
+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.
Crispy Bitch by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016
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thin & crispy bitch
A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
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