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Creeper Weed 

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.
Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.
Creeper Weed by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008
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Creeper Weed 

This type of marijuana is sometimes very hard to come by and usually pretty expensive, but it is worth every penny. You have to put this weed in a jar or a very thick container because the smell of skunk is so strong, zip lock bags just will just not work when trying to hide this stench. The buds of the creeper weed break off the stem and break up like a hot knife through butter and your hands will smell like skunk for days to come. And furthermore, when you smoke this weed you wont even feel the effects for a while, you'll think you've been ripped off, but then it will hit you, at 420 mph, and you'll know, you've meet The Grim Creeper.
Person 1-"Dude, did you get sprayed by a skunk?"

Person 2-"Naww man, you can smell it? Its this creeper weed I bought, $400 an OZ"

Person 1-"Damn bro let me see it"

Person 2-"Ok, wow check out these buds man, so orange its crazy, its so sticky bro, we gotta smoke this.

Creeper Weed 

An amazing type of weed. It takes a few minutes before you feel it...but once it happens it's like you were hit by a train...of highness.
Person 1 - I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Person 2 - That's because you smoked some creeper weed!!
Creeper Weed by Green_hen October 16, 2009

creeper weed 

A much stronger version of weed

weed smoking high
"Hey I have some creeper weed, you up for it?"
creeper weed by T0xic pikachu December 25, 2015
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026