crawfordman 

A creeper with a pedi-stache who follows you down dark alleys and wants to take off garters.

Woman: Is that a crawfordman?
Man: Yup, best keep hold of your garter!
Woman: Ew
Crawfordman: I gonna get you!

crawfordman by emly;lkjasdf;ljsadf;lsadfj;lad September 8, 2010

Bert Crawfording 

When someone keeps posting and poking the bear on thread and then delete posts.

Every time he posts a minute later they’re gone. He’s Bert Crawfording you.”

Bert Crawfording by TerryConway March 9, 2019