Crapper cripple 

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt

I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.

Crapper cripple by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016

Cripple Crapper

Disabled toilets.

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."

Cripple Crapper by Alex January 19, 2004

Crappler 

An politically partisan news site infamous for its inaccurate news.

Don't believe a word it prints. It's just another crappler.

Crappler by MichaelSaint32 August 21, 2020

crappler 

Toilet that does not flush properly.

Why do I have to have the room near the crappler?

crappler by Pittz November 8, 2006

Cripper 

(N) Proper Noun
One of three individual personalities that that make up Rip. A rarely seen individual that comes out approximately every ten years or so after a long hard drinking binge. Cripper is bulletproof, has the stealth of a pregnant elephant, and his volume control is broken. He has been known to tackle cars and pick fights with houses, but will never hurt his buddies. If Cripper comes out, it’s best to get him out of public places. Last seen on the Island of Guam in May of 2008.

"What happend to the hotel room last night?" "Cripper came out" "Oh, that explains it."

Cripper by TRetard December 17, 2008

Cripper 

A stripper with one or more various handicaps.

The cripper looked fine to have just one leg.

Cripper by Demigod C April 8, 2011

Cripper 

Derived from the word Cretant which basically refers to a person of low creaturely status. It can also be used as an adjective to mean "exist." Cripper is a shortened word from Cretant and is just used in everyday lingo amongst good friends referring to eachother as Cripper or making fun of somebody and calling them a cripper. Calling somebody a Cretant would be the full master usage of coarse.

Cripper, what are you doing tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?

Cripper by Jimmy Foxazio September 15, 2004