cradle robber 

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

cradle robber by mike xie February 10, 2007

cradle robber 

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

cradle robber by B-Raff June 1, 2006

cradle robber 

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

cradle robber by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

San Franciscan Cradle Robber by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

the cradle robber 

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth

Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber

the cradle robber by Jake Luc September 21, 2007

craddle robber 

Someone who doesn't know how to spell cradle.

All the other people who defined "craddle robber."

craddle robber by dsalfkewfilrkvdslkg June 20, 2008

craddle robber 

someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.

"Doode, He went after a Freshman, what a a craddle robber!!!"

craddle robber by Huy L. March 4, 2007