Couf

A hair covered with feces and blood, locate on the taint area. Whether from cut, period, anal bleeding, etc;
Can be used in a derogatory manner to offend another.

Many different variations can be used;
(Ex. Couffer, Coufferino, Super Couf, Couf-King, etc.)

Friend 1: Can you believe that shit about Jimmy?

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: That *COUF* had the nerve to disrespect my paralyzed little brother!

Friend 2: That dude is a massive *COUFFERINO*!

by Anon Fight Me April 19, 2019

pooch couf

Fuckin your ol lady and your dog sticks his nose right in your asshole

I was pooch coufed last night when I was with your wife

by kudie poof May 16, 2009

Luka Couffaine

Luka Couffaine is the brother of Juleka Couffaine from miraculous ladybug. He is mysterious and charming and he is just a squishy protect him at all costs y'all. He loves Marinette more than I love my life. He plays the guitar. His turquoise hair is so pretty hairstylists are shaking.

Luka Couffaine is so hot. The sun can't relate.

by yoongi's left hand December 19, 2019

Luka Couffaine

legit so hoooot. HE IS SO NICE. PLEASE MARRY ME LUKA. SCREW MARINETTE SHE NEEDS TO BE WITH ADRIEN. MARRY ME INSTEAD!!!!

Luka Couffaine is so hot! I want him to marry me!

by PlaggIsLiterallySoIconic June 1, 2021

coufart

Coufarting n. (kôf-art-íng) coufart, coufartor; d. One who passes gas from their anus while coughing from their mouth.

The smoke was so dense, it caused the old man to coufart obnoxiously.

by Coufart June 6, 2017

Coufal

amazing people who are loving,kind,and super smart.

Josh:Yo, have you met the Coufal's
Dan:Na,bro,why
Josh:they are super smart

by pandabob8 May 19, 2018

jasmine.couffaine

The coolest gen z person to every know who watches miraculous ladybug, she-ra princesses of power, and the owl house, also plays Roblox which is very mature

Omg is that jasmine.couffaine the best mutual you could ever have

by SmackUrMummy July 7, 2021