Couf

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A hair covered with feces and blood, locate on the taint area. Whether from cut, period, anal bleeding, etc;
Can be used in a derogatory manner to offend another.

Many different variations can be used;
(Ex. Couffer, Coufferino, Super Couf, Couf-King, etc.)

Friend 1: Can you believe that shit about Jimmy?

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: That *COUF* had the nerve to disrespect my paralyzed little brother!

Friend 2: That dude is a massive *COUFFERINO*!

Couf by Anon Fight Me April 19, 2019

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pooch couf

Fuckin your ol lady and your dog sticks his nose right in your asshole

I was pooch coufed last night when I was with your wife

pooch couf by kudie poof May 16, 2009

Related Words

Coufart • coufee • Couf • Coufal • Coufartee • Couff • Couff28 • Coufie • Coufied • coufins

Luka Couffaine

Luka Couffaine is the brother of Juleka Couffaine from miraculous ladybug. He is mysterious and charming and he is just a squishy protect him at all costs y'all. He loves Marinette more than I love my life. He plays the guitar. His turquoise hair is so pretty hairstylists are shaking.

Luka Couffaine is so hot. The sun can't relate.

Luka Couffaine by yoongi's left hand December 19, 2019

Luka Couffaine

legit so hoooot. HE IS SO NICE. PLEASE MARRY ME LUKA. SCREW MARINETTE SHE NEEDS TO BE WITH ADRIEN. MARRY ME INSTEAD!!!!

Luka Couffaine is so hot! I want him to marry me!

Luka Couffaine by PlaggIsLiterallySoIconic June 1, 2021

coufart

Coufarting n. (kôf-art-íng) coufart, coufartor; d. One who passes gas from their anus while coughing from their mouth.

The smoke was so dense, it caused the old man to coufart obnoxiously.

coufart by Coufart June 6, 2017

Coufal

amazing people who are loving,kind,and super smart.

Josh:Yo, have you met the Coufal's
Dan:Na,bro,why
Josh:they are super smart

Coufal by pandabob8 May 19, 2018

jasmine.couffaine

The coolest gen z person to every know who watches miraculous ladybug, she-ra princesses of power, and the owl house, also plays Roblox which is very mature

Omg is that jasmine.couffaine the best mutual you could ever have

jasmine.couffaine by SmackUrMummy July 7, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026