Couf

A hair covered with feces and blood, locate on the taint area. Whether from cut, period, anal bleeding, etc;
Can be used in a derogatory manner to offend another.

Many different variations can be used;
(Ex. Couffer, Coufferino, Super Couf, Couf-King, etc.)

Friend 1: Can you believe that shit about Jimmy?

Friend 2: What's that?

Friend 1: That *COUF* had the nerve to disrespect my paralyzed little brother!

Friend 2: That dude is a massive *COUFFERINO*!

by Anon Fight Me April 19, 2019

pooch couf

Fuckin your ol lady and your dog sticks his nose right in your asshole

I was pooch coufed last night when I was with your wife

by kudie poof May 16, 2009