Coomera or Upper Coomera is a town in Australia somewhere between Brisbane and the Gold Coast but as nice as it may sound it is a shit hole and essentially a breeding ground for "eshays" or teens who walk around with shanks thinking they're hard. But for some reason the council thinks that Coomera is a perfect place for houses to be built making the place one of the most populated on the Gold Coast. Coomera is home to many stabbings and shootings, the drugs in coomera aren't the best either being most dealers are within the age range of about 14 - 18.
Person 1 - "Oi cunt, me and damo are gonna head over to Coomera, you keen?"
Person 2 - "Nah bro fuck that I don't wanna get shot cunt"
Person 2 - "Nah bro fuck that I don't wanna get shot cunt"
by 0e7394y August 30, 2019