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Cool guyed

When someone completely ignores your presence as a whole/ doesn’t acknowledge you in any way.
Yo what the fuck Jason? You just totally cool guyed me when I tried to dap you up!

coolguyed 

When a well liked guy tells you he'll call you right back, or he will contact you in some form very soon and doesn't.
During Conversation:

Guy1- "Let me call you right back dude."
Guy2- "Alright. No problem."

After 5 Minutes or So:

Guy2- (exhales deeply) "I just got coolguyed."
coolguyed by theethan July 15, 2009

coolguyydd

A person who is self proclaimed man with a 5 inch cock. He is over dramatic like when u stick your big booty in a spike.

Please stay away from this WILD WILD WILD man. he will crall into your asshole and give you sherifhea.
Bortacorta: yo wassup coolguyydd

Coolguyydd: hi, wanna make me go into your asshole

Bortacorta has left the chat.
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