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cookies milk naked pleasures 

1. The best thing in the world, chocolate chip cookies, milk and naked pleasures, all at once. Pure heaven.

2. Simultaneously engaging in the activity of naked pleasures whilst eating cookies and drinking milk.

3. Watching pornographic films where substantial amounts of cookies and milk are involved.

Background:
Ventrilo chat conversation with Requiem the domme, Beretta the whore and Naru the pervert.

Naru: *insert perverted things here*
Requiem: =O You mean like... naked pleasures?
Beretta: Hahaha what's naked pleasures?!
Requiem: Surely you don't need me to explain?!
Beretta: Hehe I can guess.
Random Bystander: I want some cookies and milk.
Requiem: I want some cookies and milk... and naked pleasures!
Beretta: Cookies, milk AND naked pleasures? All at once?!
Requiem: YEAH! ^_^ Cookies, milk and naked pleasures! XD

Also see "Cookes, Milk and Naked Pleasures", "CMNP", "C.M.N.P"
Requiem: Beretta, the marines are going to try siege the halls, I will give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures if you'll lerk lift me to the jet pack room so I can take out their RT's now!
Beretta: Okay :D
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Requiem: Rue, eject the comm and you go commander. You're the only one leet enough to save this mess. We have four IP's and no advanced armory and the siege doors are about to open!
Rue: No!
Requiem: I'll give you cookies, milk and naked pleasures...
Rue: *sigh* Okay... *gets in comm chair*

Cookies And Milk 

When you finish in a girl's mouth that is filled with cookie dough.
Zach: "Dude, My girlfriend gave me raw cookie last night!"

Brett: "Awesome! Did you finish with the cookies and milk?"

Zach: "Yeah!"

Brett: "Dude, that's sweet!"
Cookies And Milk by PhoxySniper November 30, 2011

Cookies and milk 

Cookies and milk bitch!
also sex could be used to describe this amazing duo. Along with immaculate and God's gift to earth.
Damn fool I'm hungry and i want something good. How about some Cookies and milk? PERFECT!
Cookies and milk by KenKenTx February 16, 2009

Santa's Cookies and milk 

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

Milk And Cookies 

Guy 1: How are things between you and your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Everything is all milk and cookies now!
Milk And Cookies by VorpalError January 24, 2011

Milk and Cookies 

nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear
Milk and Cookies by lily June 26, 2004