get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017

Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)

“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”

by Sorry I killed ur mom December 7, 2021

Congo dongo

Extremely huge and juicy cock

Dante had a very large Congo dongo

by Hiiiiiiiiii5579 June 15, 2020

Congo cruiser

A large vehicle typically without doors that transports people from one area to another

If someone can go and get the Congo cruiser we all can get there st the same time.

by Clickity knack May 19, 2017

the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 18, 2022

Congo Dwelling

One who resides in Democratic Republic of Congo, typically in the rainforest with the bananas.

Man! Jamal is a real congo dwelling, tree swinging, package stealing, absent father having monkey!!

That is quite niggardly of you my gang!

by Monkey man 2424 November 19, 2022

send a letter to Congo

Take a shit

I gotta send a letter to Congo.

by osky152 February 4, 2023