To deal with an aggravating or uncomfortable person by imagining him as a comic figure in a movie, rather than as a unique Kantian entity deserving of inviolable respect

"If I ever met Dubya in person, I'd have to comedify him just to avoid jailtime."

comedify by Cheesed January 13, 2009

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cometify

he is a native american mincraft youtuber that got popular off his civrealms mincraft series

cometify is a person

cometify by crazycat69 June 1, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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