noun - A person of color who is frequently blowing smoke up the rear ends of the general populous in an effort to garner their empathy or support;
verb - Sending up a verbal smoke-screen in an effort to obscure the actual intent behind one's actions
"Barack Obama's been Cocoa Puffin about this whole health care thing since day one."
Dude #1- "So I guess Sammy Sosa out-and-out denied utilizing performance enhancing steroids in his quest to beat Roger Maris's home run record. Can you believe it?"
Dude #2- "I don't buy it. He's such a Cocoa Puffin!"
Slang term for pouring milk into a public toilet right before a shit where one doesn't flush, so that the next bathroom occupant can feast their eyes on a frothy bowl of America's favorite breakfast cereal.
God damnnnnn Clarence, you had a realstreak there, Cocoa Puffing the shit out of your entire high school!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.