Cocoa Beach 

Small lazy town on the eastern coast of Florida where all the big wigs in highschool never left and continue to drink and get high all the time while never suceeding in life. All the nerdy kids are now making everyone their bitch. Only place in the world where bums wear helmets, huge jackets, ask for 83 cents, and carry mass amounts of lighters. Plenty of foreign tourist babes to get drunk with and if you pick the right person(everyone) you can bring them back to the house and get high...with the parents.
Founded on drugs in the 1960's and still run by them. God Bless America

Cocoa Beach is where dreams are made and dirty girls are born.

Cocoa Beach by ou8acracker2 October 9, 2008

Cocoa Beach 

Town on the beach in Florida. Usually pretty hot. A prettty good amount of bums in huge jackets at a trolley stop every day. Not much to do here besides walk around. Kelly Slater, world famous surfer was born here. Most kids and adults smoke weed or drink. Lots of drama, crazy and fun people love it here. Amazing surfing spot on some days. Has an A high school somehow with lots of wiggers and druggies. Trashy stores, trolley stops, the beach, islands, parks, and any party is the usual hangout. Or people just sit outside their houses and laugh at stupid stuff. Not bad of a town, though. Not much crime, pretty carefree, most kids are usually at someone's house or a mall. Nice surf shops, though. Lots of hot surfer guys. Also lots of washed up drunks and cheap bars. All guys obsess over their bikes or phones and all girls obsess over.. everything. Amazing town.

"let's go walk around"
"isn't it late?"
"who cares we're in cocoa beach."

Cocoa Beach by ilovecocoabeach November 27, 2011

cocoa beach high school

a school with many potheads and surfers, no fights, and everyone loves dennis. the school always floods, theres no drama, and everyones pretty chill. most grads stay in cocoa beach and go to bcc while partying with kids still in high school

at a party...
first guy- hey didnt you graduate from cocoa beach high school a few years ago?
second guy- yeah man!
first guy- what you doing now?
second guy- bcc and partying with the high schoolers!

cocoa beach high school by cb12surfer March 19, 2010

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High 

The school where almost every day unnecessary fights break out, the algebra teacher always has his fucking nasty crusty ass dogs out, some kid gets arrested, and all the senior couples breed in the hallways in front of all the younger kids. You can never really tell if that loud ass boom outside is a shooter or a rocket launch. Also, all the bathrooms smell like jellybeans, weed and doodoo. All together. At once. Not a pretty mixture.

“Hey, didn’t you graduate from Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High?”
“Yeah, that place made me wanna off myself.”

Cocoa Beach Jr/Sr High by ifartedanddoodoocameout April 25, 2022

cocoa beach virgin 

Having only one child , knows the father of the child and had never been a stripper

I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity

cocoa beach virgin by Triplej4y August 1, 2021

coco beach 

When the amount of fecal matter in your toilet protrudes up past the water line and creates a small brown island.

I just dropped the kids off at coco beach.

coco beach by Hymensmasher May 12, 2018