It is strongly recommended that you wear a cup while cock trucking.
Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).
Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).
by Grimache April 16, 2008
What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.
"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
by The M Theory February 02, 2010