cock splash

Someone who always butts in on a conversation with something stupid or totally irrelevant to the actual conversation being had.

1. This is a and b conversation so see your way out of it you cock splash!
2. What did you say that for you cock splash!
3. You don't know what you are talking about you cock splash!

by Greenmeenie007 February 10, 2015

Thibodaux Cock Splash

A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.

Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006

Cock Slash

When someone literally whips out his cock and slashes another person/object/animal with it. It is one of the most ridicilious ways of 'pwning' someone. Instead of saying "owned"/"pwned", you can say "Cock slashed".

Man, did you see how I 'cock slashed' that noob ?

by Big Dick Player February 9, 2009

Cock slasher

One who slashes the cock of men with but not limited to teeth, nails, blades, braces, and barbed wire.

Jen was such a cock slasher last night!!

Your dog has quite the cock slashers(teeth).

by Noah m.n.j January 16, 2008

Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

cock n' slash

When you smack your hard penis across a girls face. This is normally a form of punishment for something they refused to do earlier.

"My girlfriend refused to go anal with me last night so I gave that bitch a cock n' slash."

by cock n' roll October 19, 2013

Cocksplash

To follow and unfollow someone on social media, sometimes repeatedly, in order to get them to follow you

This guy keeps cocksplashing me, but I don't like his posts.

by Case New Holland March 9, 2021