A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.
hey i sent the new guy off for the DOUCHE COCK. But there no such thing as a Douche cock. "Yes But he doesn't know this."
by Fupa Gile March 20, 2007
by Petey__boy July 5, 2009
A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.
That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!
by chrislamma November 24, 2008
YOU
by Leon Scott Kennedy April 13, 2011
dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA
by shablabla April 25, 2007
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 23, 2017