Cob of corn

A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt

Wow you see that Matt guy he’s such a cob of corn

by Notacobofcorn January 20, 2019

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

Cobbed Cream Corn

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.

Man, she was way out of my league, it's like cobbed cream corn.

by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by anonymous November 30, 2024

cob corn

Something only you can do with the boys, extra butter and heat.

I’m makin cob corn for dinner.

by DiscoDub July 19, 2021