A sexual act where one feeds a woman corn every hour for an entire day. The following morning he shoves his cock in her ass and pulls it out. He then proceeds to have her eat the corn off his cock.
That Bitch kept complaining she was hungry so I gave the bitch the corn on the cob.
While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.
I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!
Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.
“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”
‘Step-bro what are you doing?’
‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.