Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.
by richyoungprodigy March 10, 2017
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“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
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Coach Mike

A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.
Sorry I cant, I'm ballin with Coach Mike.
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Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
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