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A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.
by BCbeeeeaaassst January 26, 2018
Imagine this there’s a world where being naked is normalized and at hustle hard athletics chris riina came in coach mikes eye he would say something like”awh fuck nick there’s cum in my eye it’s melting”
by Mikedadike July 08, 2025